Leon Stone vs. Daniel Christopher
DC: Hey everybody, it is me. Leon Stone! I am here to tell you all that Daniel Christopher is not what everyone thinks he is. That guy is really a bum, who lives in a house on a nasty island. The angel is just a gang banger like the rest of its minority people in New York City. When I step in the ring with that fool, I will be the one taking his uneducated ass back to school! Heck, I will force his folks to put that guy back on Hook. On Phonics, because I am the greatest wrestler in the world and there is nothing that wannabe rapper can do about it. If I was Mr. Christopher, I should be very afraid of what will happen to me!
Stop living in the past, because your glory days are over and there is a new sheriff in town! His name is Leon Stone and I am taking your slutty ho of a girlfriend with me too. I will show her why you are just a no good son of a bitch! In UWA, I am the king of the world and you are nothing but a damn pathetic peasant to the rest of the entire locker room. Don't say that I didn't warn you of what is going to happen after I am crowned the winner of our match. Your girlfriend will be so satisfy that I will even take her out to dinner with my slutty sister, I am the real man in this motherfucker! Time for me to act stupid now!
(Daniel Christopher takes off the outfit and laughs at his own portrayal of his opponent Leon Stone.)
DC: Yo Leon, if you think that was a bad insult. Just wait until, we meet up in the ring. You won't be able to remember a damn thing, because you will too busy feeling the painful pummeling that you will get from yours truly! You should just lay down and let me get the easy three count. It won't be less insulting for you to do the right thing. Then again, you were already to prepare for the biggest fight in your life against myself. I was going to end this promo with no rap, but guess what? I lied!
Here goes Daniel making fun of his opponent again with his rap.
Everyone knows that Leon doesn't give a crap!
Better yet, who is going to believe that Jessica Lee allow Leon to hit it.
Everyone knows that Daniel Christopher is the only one with the authority to plow that shit.
Hahaha, somebody dump Leon's ass into the Sahara.
Everybody in the locker room wants to see you get beaten up like a damn Pinata!
How the hell can you cast yourself as UWA's Superman, when you can't even get yourself a woman!
You really look more like American Pie's very own Sherman!
Can you breathe underwater too like Marvel's Aquaman?
Are you trying to make my manager Jessica Lee your personal Wonder Woman?
Sorry to tell you buddy boy, but I am her hubby.
So get ready to cry to your mommy and daddy, because your loss to me will force your parents to change your first name from Leon fo Teddy.
That way, you can live in that nursing home joint with your stubby ex-girlfriend named Sandy.
Didn't you give her permisson to slleep with that drug dealer Randy?
I hope you guys have fun being shady after I mixed your sports drink with Brandy!
Don't take the insults personally, but everyone knows that all the divas in the locker room don't considered you handsome nor sexy.
It isn't my fault that you can't get yourself a hot wifey like Tom Brady
.
Even Jessica Lee won't give you permisson to do her plumbing.
Don't be mad.
Just get glad.
Today is such a beautiiful sunny day that none of the divas want you to come out and play.
That nursing home is the only place that you can stay.
Did I hurt your damn feelings, Leon?
You still look like a neon pigeon.
That is the fucking truth, then call me Babe Ruth!
My opponent must think I am loco.
I am not even from Puerto Rico.
Leon is not even a damn cupid.
He must be stupid.
He won't be able to defeat me, because that guy is just wasting my valuable time
What more can my opponent say to offend me?
I am my own worst enemy.
Even the American people wouldn't even let you fix the United State's economy.
Leon Stone is just a joke, because I am going to make him choke.
It isn't my fault that he is a fluke.
Your words will make me puke. It mostly might have given myself a heart stroke.
Forget about the match, you are most likely to get your own wallet snatch.
Then again, I already knew how to pick out my opponent's brain.
Did that remark just cause him to jump in front of a moving train?
May Leon's personal demons force him to fall to an all time low, because the drugs tend to cause his brain to function slow.
This poser was born a loser.
Everybody knew that Leon Stone is just a wannabe wrestler.
DC: Leon, this won't be an easy match. One of us will win. You are not going to be the victor. That is for sure. As for me, I could care less about the injuries sustained nor the match concept. All I know is that Daniel Christopher will be the only last man standing. You already knew that. Peace, Leon.
(Daniel Christopher throws up the peace sign and walks off as the scene fades out to black.)
