The Midget and a Remote Control
*Scene Opens*
(The scene opens with Daniel Christopher sleeping on the couch and is alone by himself. A midget comes by and take a remote control out of the back of his pccket.)
Midget: Sleeping? Cool, I get to use this remote. Let see, a 5 year old version of you can defeat me.
(The midget then points it at the angel and presses the button on the remote control. The beam shoots at the sleeping Daniel. In minutes, Daniel "The Angel" Christopher is a 5 year old kid. The midget drops the remote control and the sound wakes the sleeping wrestler turned kid up. The angel looks around and sees the midget.
Midget: Hey, Daniel! How does it feel to be a kid all over again?
DC:
(The midget comes closer and Daniel smacks him in the face. Midget holds his face in pain and looks down as the angel crawls off the couch. )
Midget: Hey, you can't smack me! I am bigger than you! Daniel, you have always been the joke and I just proved it by shrinking your idiotic behind. That means that I am better than you.
(The midget looks up to find no one in front of him and turns around to find the kid version of Daniel "The Angel" Christopher holding the remote control. He presses it on himself and the angel is back to his normal self. Daniel then drops ihe remote control and breaks it by stmping on it as the midget excapes by running out of the door.)
DC: Idiot!
(The angel then runs out of the door and pulls a dart gun out of the back of his jean's pcoket. He shoots the midget, who is running down the block. It hits him and the little guy falls down. Daniel Christopher then walks toward the midget and puts a sign over him. The sign reads: This midget is a pervert and likes to wipe any ladies' panties with a pop-tart. Beware of this sleazy dog, he likes to act like a wild hog! Daniel "The Angel" Christopher then walks way and head back to the house. Suddenly, a drunk homseless person walks by with a bottle of whiskey in his right hand and sees the midget in front of him. He pours it on the little guy and the litle guy is soaked with full of piss. The midget wakes up angrily and looks at the homeless guy.)
Midget: What the hell did you do that for!
Homeless Guy: Happy New Year, homie!
(The homeless guy then runs off as the soaked midget starts running after him and down the street.)
*Scene Fades*
