Midget
and a Cardboard
*Scene Opens*
(A midget is shown standing in front
of a cardboard of a Daniel "The Angel" Christopher. He looks back and
forth before talking to it.)
Midget: Sup, Daniel?
Cardboard DC: ??
Midget: You must still be
mad that I kept a magazine of your manager in my bedroom. It doesn't matter
what that pathetic brain of yours is thinking right now!
(The midget then pulls a scissor out
of the back of his pants pocket and starts cutting the cardboard of Daniel
Christopher to pieces. A couples minutes later, an elderly police man walks by
and finds a little guy sleeping in a pile of ripped cardboard pieces. He then
pulls out a pair of handcuffs and cuffs both hands of the midget. The cop
then pulls off his face mask to reveal himself as Daniel "The Angel"
Christopher and shoots an evil smile at the sleeping midget. He then pulls a
piece of paper out of the back of his jean's pocket and drops it onto the
midget's face. Daniel then puts the face mask back on and leaves the scene, whistling
to himself. An hour later, a little dog walks by and sees the midget sleeping
with the sign that reads the words: "Toilet". The feline then turns
around to piss on him as the midget wakes up screaming in horror and starts
getting attack by a dog.
*Scene Fades*
