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Monday, January 23, 2012

(c) Evolution Angels vs. The Harvard Connection


Teaching Harvard Connection A Lesson



(Daniel Christopher is shown standing in front of a brick wall at a public school yard with the Rocky Mountain States Tag Team Title belt around his waist.)



DC: Hello, my name is Daniel Christopher. I am going to face Harvard Connection this week and aren’t afraid to show them why Evolution Angels are the best tag team RMP had ever seen today. Not only did we defeat Bad Company fair and square. They end up on the losing side of the track twice. Now that we won’t be seeing Bad Company gets another shot at our Mountain Tag Team Titles anytime soon. Our next challengers are the undefeated tag team known to RMP as the Harvard Connection and they may be a force to reckon with due to the help of their manager Madison. Usually, that would bother somebody of my stature, but it doesn’t at all. I don’t really care at all what those disrespectful little punks have got against us, because unlike them. We never complain about somebody ever stealing our tag team title shots from us, because that would make us look us bad in from of our peers. That is what these Harvard kids suggest on doing in order to get respected in RMP. Well, I got news for you two. The only way you guys will ever get any respect from a veterans like us is the day that you paid your dues in the ring and prove us that you are championship materials. Your promos are alright and not perfect, If RMP were to put you both in a handicap match against Jackhammer, there would be no way you guys can handle the pressure of stepping in the ring with a champion that has way more in-ring experience than you do. I mention Jackhammer’s name, because I and everyone else, who is a pro in the wrestling business knows that Harvard Connection is all about anything but talk in the ring. You can have all the knowledge that you want for all I care, but it will never beat the experience of stepping in a wrestling ring with anybody of all sizes. To us veterans, Harvard Connection are nothing but a jobbers in our eyes and you claming to be undefeated  in tag team action has nothing to do with capturing a singles title on your own without your tag team partner helping you win it. As for the Mountain Tag Team Titles are concern, you guys will never hold this or wear it anytime soon. As for Evolution Angels are concern, we will never let you steal these precious titles away from us the way you stole the win with the help of your manager in your RMP debut. You may have defeated us once, but it sure as hell won’t happen twice, because we will make sure that your undefeated tag team streak will end for once and all this week in front of everybody from the people in the crowd to the veterans in the locker room. That is not just a promise, but it is going to turn into a reality check for you both after you fall to the sinful execution at hands of the Evolution Angels. Not only that, but we will beat the respect out of you both until you apologize for your disrespectful actions to everyone veterans in RMP! You may be laughing at us, like Evolution Angels were just joking about knocking some sense into both of your brains. Well, you guys think wrong, that is the truth and you got nothing but a huge target on your ass. Once that red mark is on your back, you are nothing but a dead man walking. Listen to our advice really carefully, because this will be the last time we will give you a warning about disrespecting us. You better be fucking prepared and ready to face us one on one in the wrestling ring. This will be the last time for you to show us if your hard work really paid off, but if it doesn’t and you end up getting left a loser by the end of the week.


Don’t whine or moan, that we never warn you to be careful what you said about us, because karma will come and back you both right in the ass after you mess with her. As for referring us as champs with special needs, was that really necessary at all to come up with a lame nickname for us like that. What is this? Sorry, kids. This is not high school. There are no deans around for you to snitch us out for stealing your precious tag team title shots like lunch money in a cafeteria. Those days are over. So, if you were an respectful young Harvard men Then how come nobody in the locker room even mention your name as the greatest tag team that RMP ever had. I think I can answer that question. You guys mostly cheat your way to win almost all of your tag team matches with the help of your manager. Don’t deny this, because this is nothing but the truth. The reality of us watching you guys pulling the same stunt in every match given to you shows us that you don’t deserve a title shot at the Mountain Tag Team Titles. Not only that, it showed that you guys still need to be taught a lesson in respect and that your hard work in the ring haven’t paid off. So before you criticize us for stealing your title shots, you better take a good look at yourselves before you accuse somebody else for your problems. It wasn’t even our fault that you didn’t get a title shot at Bad Company. Either way, your complaints were so annoying that Evolution Angels are going to give you a good beating that it will shut you both up for good. If that doesn’t work, then Evolution J and I will have no choice by to turn you two into little clowns after we pin you for the 3 count at Avalanche. Then you can go crying to your rich parents about how Evolution Angels kick your ass so bad that it cause you both to buy yourselves a pack of glad, because your loss to us got you sad. Aw, you guys want us to apologize for insulting both of you fools last week in our promo. Sorry, no can do. We meant it and this little feud between us will end this week after Evolution Angels retain the Mountain Tag Team Titles. You guys can bring your slut of a manager Madison for all I care or even your birth parents, because we will embarrass you all at the same time by pinning one of you for the 3 count to win the match. There is no way that we will let you get another easy win over us again for the second time in a row. The Angel is going to go into that ring and break both of your bodies in half, while Evolution J tear you both apart one by one. If you don’t believe us, then we will give you a preview of what hell looks like in person after we meet face to face at Avalanche. Once that bell rings, the only thing that you both will experience is pain. Not only that, but you will also have no choice but to succumb to your own suffering after you received a badly beating at the hands of Evolution Angels. We will have no mercy on you both and that is nothing but the truth. Once the truth prevails, there is no explanation needed after that. Even though, we will still hear complaint from both of you that you both got rob again by us the second time, which won’t be surprising to anybody in the locker room. They will already know by then that Evolution Angels just make The Harvard Connection look like a big fluke after we end your undefeated tag team streak. This might be the last time you guys will ever get your chance on defeating us to win these precious tag team titles. Don’t be so cocky and too selfish to not know that your first win over us was just a big fluke; because that was the only time you guys even got to face us. This will be our second time we got to face ach other. Before, you go so lucky for that easy win over us. Right now, you are damn right hat we are ready to avenge our revenge on you both.


If your slut didn’t help you defeat us, then you both wouldn’t have managed to get win over us your in-ring debut. Don’t worry, that was the past and we are not going to complain about that at all. What is the point of bringing back old memories, when Evolution Angels can create new ones by defeating you both? Yeah, you both got what I meant by that. You two are smart enough to figure it out by yourselves. Hell, you both look a little bit like Pink and the brain. Even though, I think you both love to read the Wikipedia or dictionary to understand every word that I am saying to you right now in this promo. Don’t worry, I am going to speak this words slow for you both. Since, I know that you both are kind of a slow learner at this, so let me even spell these words for you too. W-I-N-N-E-R-S spells the word winners and that is what Evolution Angels are going to be after you both get manhandled by both of us in the RMP ring. Harvard, you guy should know this word, since this is what you been acting like the past two weeks after we stole your title shots from you both. B-R-A-T-S spells the word brats. The meaning of it is that somebody been acting like a little toddler and will get mad at anybody, if they don’t get what they want. So what would they do to get their parents’ attention? They moan and groan or even complain to get what they want until they are pleased. Harvard, please don’t deny that you both haven’t been doing that lately. Don’t worry, I got more words to describe you both, but let me add another meaning to the word brats. Now that I think of it, we don’t need to take anymore more simple words out of the dictionary for you two to understand what we are trying to say. Your parents both spoiled you guys with the money so much that not even they can’t support you financially, without the IRS going after them for not paying their taxes. Hey, everything is not meant to be free. Now getting a title shot at the tag team titles is not free either, but you have to earn it by working hard to get the recognition and respect from every wrestler in the locker room before anybody can say that you deserve to get it. If you prefer to get things for free like gold on a silver plate by bragging somebody like us for an example took your title shots from you guys. Then you better get your brain checked by a doctor before getting in the ring with any other wrestlers in the ring. There is no way or evidence that Evolution Angels would try to make themselves look bad by stealing a title shots from a newcomer tag team like you. Jared James saw the hard work and effort that we put in the RMP ring every week, since our debut here and thought that we were worthy of a title shot at Bad Company’s Tag Title shots. Looking back at our history of Singles and Tag Team Championship Titles, we had a great contribution and loyalty to prove that we were worthy of being contenders for any titles here in RMP. Why would a couple of punks like you have any idea of what we can and can not do here? While Harvard Connection were too busy stuffing their nose and insulting other people in schools, Evolution Angels were winning championship titles on their own and make a name for themselves at the same time. We may be too old school for you two, but it doesn’t stop us from not teaching you two to respect your elders. Heck, we are way older than you think and we have held more titles than you both combined. When was the last time either of you won a single title on your own? Never is the answer. So stop with the nonsense and man yourself up, because we will never go that easy on you. Evolution Angels are going to treat Harvard Connection like any other opponents that have step in the ring with us. So don’t be too surprised when we got our revenge on you guys by defeating you both. Yeah, 1-0 over us is an ok record I guess. That will be a one time thing for sure. There is no denying that a lot of people were surprised to see Harvard Connection defeat two veterans in their first match in RMP. Looking back, whatever was the reason that we lost to you. It doesn’t really matter, because we won’t use that an excuse to get revenge on you two. That was the past and you both can keep bragging about it if you want to for all I care. All I know is that we will defeat you our Mountain States Tag Team Championship Titles against both of you and we will retain like we usually do. Do you think that we are scared of you two? What is there to be afraid of? Whatever you think make you want to brag that Evolution Angels are scared of Harvard Connection. Nothing that you both have or possess will cause us to shiver, because there is no point in being afraid of you two. Matter of fact, you guys should be afraid of us, since we are the champs and not you. We already know that Harvard Connection won’t admit deep down that they are really afraid of Evolution Angels. That is fine with us. Now let me make something clear about you, Harvard Connection. If you both to live the life as an immigrant in the country of United States of America, would anyone of you survive it?



(Daniel Christopher takes the Mountain States title belt off his waist and puts it on his right shoulder.)



I bet none of you will EVER survive living the life of an immigrant. Heck, you both won’t even know how to grow your own food on your own without the help of your parents or the use of money involved. You guys will never be taught by your parents or the teachers in school how to do that, because it wasn’t taught in school you fool. If you were smart enough, you wouldn’t hire a Mexican guy to cut your lawn for you. You both would have the courage to buy your own lawnmower and mow the lawn by yourselves without paying somebody else to do the job for you. But everybody knows that you both are two lazy to do that, because that was the way you were raised to be on the day that you came out of your own mother’s womb. I feel so sorry for you both, because you both don’t even know what sacrificing your own life for the people you love feel like. The day that you both be paying child support to feed Madison’s kids will be when you both know what it is like to feel the hardship and sacrifice that all the lower class people have to go through in their everyday life. From the looks at the type of clothes you both wear, you guys have no idea what it is like to feel mistreated by other people, because of what you wear and speak. Evolution Angels are going to be teaching you both the valuable lesson in respecting every lower class immigrant in the world, because you will both get destroyed and feel the anger that we had to feel after everybody disrespected us. You guys were never disciplined in respect, so that is what we are going to do for you. Evolution J and I are going to beat it out of you both.


Then you two will have no choice but to bow down and respect us as the Mountain Tag Team Champions that we are after we sent you both crashing down into the ground. Surrender to us will be the only thing that you both will be able to do after we pin you for the clean 3 count. Yeah, we know that you are not determined to defeat Evolution Angels. Don’t let your cockiness get in the way, because that will be your downfall and I mean that. Don’t be too sure of yourself that Evolution Angels cannot honestly defeat you both without their aid of their managers. Heck, we beat Bad Company easily. So, why can’t we repeat the same thing with you guys? Harvard, you two are too spoiled to even take a minute to think as to why we won more singles titles than you both will ever in your wrestling career. Have you guys ever thought of doing that? I don’t think so. You guys may be young and hungry to try and challenge us for these tag team titles. But it doesn’t really bother us to tell you both that your hard work will have to pay off first in order for us to give Harvard Connection some respect. Until that shit happens, you can keep putting a bunch of money under your pillow on your bunk beds and tell the tooth fairy to grant you guys another title shot at the tag team titles. Other than that, don’t waste your time bragging that Evolution Angels stole your shine by winning the Mountain States Tag Team Title. We absolutely are going to prove you both wrong by shutting both of your mouths up for good after Evolution Angels pin one of you in the middle of the ring. Even after the win, Evolution Angels honestly won’t give a crap what you guys would do to get another shot at us. Just bring you’re a game with you, because that is what we are going to do. Even it means to make the ultimate sacrifice of putting our own tag team career on the line against you both. It won’t matter, if you try to end our career, because we will still come back and go after whatever title we feel are worthy enough for us to go and challenge others to win the title belt. It can be Jackhammer or James Weck’s title for all we care. But at this right moment, the only thing that Evolution Angels are solely focused on retaining is the tag titles around our waists. We will do anything to fight other challengers until somebody managed to dethrone us from making history as the longest Mountain States Tag Team Champions in RMP! Bad Company had two chances to beat us and they both fail. That win over them was sure no fluke, since they lost to us twice in a row on Avalanche and at Above and Beyond. As for you both are concerned, we make sure that Harvard Connection both pay the price for disrespecting Evolution Angels ‘s ability and stature as Mountain States Tag Team Champions. Once you put the fire on the gas, you are going to end up getting burned.


That is what you Preston Blake & Chandler Scott are going to get once we are done with you. No way are you guys going to get away with your remarks toward us and we will settle this as men in the ring. You both are still acting like little boys, when it comes to trash talking us When was the last time you actually had the guts to put where your mouth is and challenge Bad Company for these precious tag team titles. I forgot that you both were too afraid to get your feet wet by actually trying to defeat Vixen and her tag team partner Amazing in a non-title match to prove that you are both worthy of winning the tag team titles from them. You guys blew that chance to actually bank on that opportunity on becoming the Mountain States Tag Team Champions with an undefeated tag team steak! 



(Daniel Christopher then raises the Mountain States title belt high in the air and beats his chests a couple of times, before looking back at the video camera again.)



Instead, you both waited until Evolution Angels became the new tag team champions in RMP to actually brag that we stole your chance at it when Jared James had the honor of giving us the title shot. You just prove that Harvard Connection didn’t see the big picture by actually working your ass off to deserve a shot at the Tag Team Titles. Did anyone of you actually challenge Lacy Rose for her CSH title before James Weck defeat her and other challengers, including yours truly to become the new champ? No is the correct answer. Not only that, did you guys actually have the guts to challenge Jackhammer for his belt? No is right. So, you can’t blame no one else or even Evolution Angels for your problems, but yourselves for it. You guys had this whole time to cash an opportunity to go after the other singles titles in RMP. Instead, you became so close-minded that Harvard Connection decided to solely focused on going after the tag team titles only for it to slip under your nose.  I got a simple question for you both. When was Harvard Connection going to challenge Bad Company for the Rocky Mountain Sates Tag Team titles, anyway? You guys can’t answer it, because there is was never going to be an answer behind it. Unless, you let Blake’s girlfriend take both your balls out of her purse and let her give you guys to give me a damn answer. Note sure, who is the man in this little triangle of a relationship we have here among Harvard Connection? If I were to answer that question, it would be Madison controlling both of you by making all the decisions for the three of you and acting like a damn mother to you both at the same time. Don’t take too offensive to that boy, because I think everybody in the locker room agrees with me on that. For what it is worth, Blake’s girlfriend looks more like a prostitute that likes to shag the whole locker room, in order to give Harvard Connection the upper hand by making their opponents look tired and restless before their upcoming matches against you two. I will not apologize for that comment about your girlfriend. As a matter of fact, I would turn you both into pack of insects and crush you with one stomp. We were never the kind of people to take lightly. I bet Harvard Connection will found some useful to make fun of my family again in some comical way. I dare you to even try to disrespect them. If you have any intention of doing so, than I will do everything in my power to shut you both up for good. Why kill one of you guys with my bare hands, when I can just beat the hell out of you instead.  Even if I did end up losing my titles over knocking some sense into both of yours brains, it won’t matter at all to me. My job will be to defend these Mountain States Tag Team Titles against you both and pin one of you single-handed in the ring with or without my brother Evolution J. Unlike you boys, I wouldn’t try to mock my opponents without a good reason to do it. Unless one of you tries to provoke Evolution Angels dangerous to one of you, then we will let you face the consequences by settling it in front of the RMP crowd. Once you make that tombstone for yourselves, we will be there to pray and bury both of you guys in it. With no regrets comes no remorse is all that we will ever feel like after Evolution Angels killed your undefeated tag team streak. If you guys happened to get lucky and defeat us again for the second time to continue your undefeated tag team steak, don’t worry about us at all. We will go after you like the animal on target that you are after we return to finish some unfinished business hat we have with you. I doubt that will ever happen, because you guys will never get another chance at these tag team titles just as long as Evolution Angels are still the tag team champions. WE will make sure of that. No matter if you are perfect and smart than us, the only thing that really matters to everybody else. Does Harvard Connection have the guts to talk and walk at the same time, when they meet the tag team champions face to face to settle some unfinished business?


I can’t and won’t answer that question for you both, because it is not my intentions to play puppet to you both by answering any questions for you. You can answer it, but I doubt that you will just say something sarcastic to ruin it by trying to actually saying something smart. For an example: I ,Preston Blake of Harvard Connection with my tag team partner Chandler Scott are going to silent all our critics by defeating the old and weary veterans with special needs that we call Mountain States Tag Team Champions, because our intelligence will always beat our opponent’s in-ring experience any day. Not only that, Harvard Connection are going to end both members of evolution Angels into early retirement by sending them both into the hospital that one of them will end up coming out of it in wheelchairs. Harvard Connection will not only embarrass these two, but we will also show their parents a lesson by showing them why they should regret about allowing these twins to show their ingrown and despicable faces to the entire world. Yeah, that is what one of the members of Harvard Connection would have said about us. Heck, one of them happened to say it once in their RMP debut match against us. Whether they said it of not, it doesn’t really matter at all to me.


Personally, I am not always going to be around here to see the future tag team champions’ brag about themselves and their spoiled rich background history in front of the RMP fans in the crowd. But I will be here to discipline them the same way my parents and my grandma did. That is whipping both of Harvard Connection’s behind in the middle of the ring like the spoiled rich brats that you are, because Evolution Angels are entitled to do so. As for you Madison, don’t worry about your little preppy boyfriends. Once we are done with them, you will be next in line to get your butt spank and whip by the Still Reigning Mountain States Tag Team Champions of RMP! Yeah, so you better kiss both of your heterosexual boyfriends’ goodbyes, because it might be the last time that they will ever show their ugly faces here again. That is not just a promise, but a guarantee that it will happen! Congratulations Harvard Connection on getting a title shot at the NWA Tag Team Champions. That is all we got to say to you about that. But if you’re looking for a cookie or a shot at our Mountain States Tag Team titles as a gift from us, keep dreaming about it. It will never happen. If you want it, then you both will have to earn it the hard way by working yourselves all the way from the bottom of the tag team ranks to get to the top in order to get a shot at us again. That is if we are still The Mountain States Tag Team Champions by then. If not, we will still have another shot at you in the Centennial Tag League. Other than that, be prepared for whatever is coming at you. I have a said this once and will repeat it one more time so you both can understand the words coming out of my words. Harvard Connection, you may have been something at day one and become an overnight sensation tag team with an undefeated streak in RMP. But at the end of the day, we will turn you both Preston Blake and Chandler Scott from something into nothing after we sinfully execute both of you in the ring to retain the Mountain States Tag Team titles at Avalanche 6.1! Just like Bad Company, you both will meet your sinful execution at the hands of Daniel “The Angel” Christopher and Evolution J known to everyone else in RMP as Evolution Angels!



(Daniel "The Angel" Christopher then angrily points to the video camera and cuts his throat mockingly as to signal the end of Harvard Connection. He then turns to the brick wall and punches a big hole through it, before walking away as the scene fades to black.)

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Talking Robot[



(A robot is shown dressed up as Daniel "The Angel" Christopher and can be seen holding a piece of paper in its hand as the mechanical object starts rapping toward the video camera.)



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Yo, my name is Daniel Christopher and I am a wrestler.


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I am here to rap another rhyme for my opponents, The Harvard Connection.
Yeah, somebody from the back told me that one of them almost didn’t survive after their mother performed a C-section.


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Alright, they may be too smart to wrestle, but it doesn’t mean that one of them is not lazy enough to ask Madison to cook them a casserole.


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It doesn’t matter, that they are the undefeated tag team in RMP, because there are no where Evolution Angels are going to be dethroned and let them become the next MVP.


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Those Harvard kids need a lesson in respect, because that something they lack in and that is a true fact.


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Unlike them, Evolution Angels actually work their asses off to win a tag team title.

Harvard Connection’s complaints about us stealing their title shots last week proved to everybody from the locker room in the back to the fans in the crowd that their mother didn’t put enough milk in their bottle.


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I do not like to refer them as a bunch of sore losers with an undefeated streak records, but their constant whining reminds me of old broken records.


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You know the one that goes squeak like something that came out of a bird’s broken beak.


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That is going to be Harvard Connection’s mouth after Evolution Angels knock every cavity out of their teeth.


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Their manager Madison is such a good prostitute that everybody in the men locker room knows that she has this strange obsession of sleeping with men after shaving their goatee.


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Don’t need to worry my opponent’s parents; because Evolution Angels would never let one of your little boys get beat up by a gang of kids with special needs.


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We would never do that to harm you folks, even though your Preston Blake & Chandler Scott’s eyes will end up badly bruised like burned egg yolks.


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Harvard Connection may speak perfect English, but it doesn’t mean their lack of learning other languages won’t prove that they are selfish.


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To us, Harvard Connections are just another fake wannabe tag team.

They used the internet on an old computer as an advantage to go extreme to reign supreme.


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You think that I am accusing them of cheating to win.

Even if I did, Evolution Angels are still going to sinfully execute them for committing a sin.


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They mess with the wrong people, because we are going to make them pop their own bubble out like a damn pimple.


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If you don’t like my syllable, then go find yourself a dictionary to solve this difficult riddle.


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If Harvard Connection can’t understand this simple rap, then they must know that it is a wrap.


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Keep playing the blaming game, because after our match your Harvard life will never ever be the same after one of your boys end up getting tame.


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Evolution Angels will beat members of Harvard Connection so badly that you both still will end up crying like a little baby.


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Everybody in the locker room knows that Preston is trying to be like next Drake; even though he acts like his tag team partner’s life is on stake.


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We all know Preston got so jealous of his tag team partner Scott that Chandler end up beating Madison in a game of Putt-Putt.


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I apologizes sir for so being so mean to Harvard Connection, but my brother accidentally refer them as the next Hart Foundation.


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They seem to be preppy that their jealousies toward us have caused their attitude to be so snappy.


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If Harvard Connection were to live with an immigrant for one year, they wouldn’t even survive it.

 They will end up being so miserable that Preston and Chandler would try to bribe somebody with money to do the job for them, because the work is so hard that it cause them to throw a fit.


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Don’t be angry at me for telling the truth, because it is not fault Harvard Connection thinks Evolution Angels are going to end up being RMP’s next Babe Ruth.


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Yeah, your Harvard kids may be the future.

It doesn’t mean that we won’t make sure that Harvard Connection stop opening their mouth by forcing their babysitter Madison to feed them with a can of Ensure.


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Why would a couple of Harvard kids like to whine about somebody stealing their tag team title shots, when they have an undefeated tag team streaks?


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Preston Blake and Chandler have a ninety percent chance of protesting against the winners of the tag team title match between Bad Company and Evolution Angels; because they have nothing better to do other then to complain to RMP management that they are not sore losers.


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Instead of working their behind in and out of the ring by sacrificing their body in every match, they seem to ignore everybody in the locker room’s advice by trying to see who can turn their manager into the next Playboy Cyber Girl of the month.


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Harvard Connection’s parents spoiled them so much that their kids end up getting their money snatch that some Mexican offered to buy them a couple of drinks for a couple of stash.


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If anybody thinks the Evolution Angels are better than the Harvard boys, then you are right about that, because we are going to make them look like a couple of spoiled brats.


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Preston Blake and Chandler Scott are so wealthy enough to buy themselves a new car that their parents do not have the time to afford to hire them better lawyers to get them out of jail after they end up messing with the wrong group of people at a Mexican bar.


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Chandler Scott’s body sweats a lot after working out in the gym so much, that his arms ends up giving him an awful stench, which caused all the football players to fall off the bench.


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Harvard Connection’s manager sleeps with the whole football team so much that it caused their opponents to go to the extreme by changing their university’s name to The A-Team.


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Move over Harvard Connection, nobody thinks that you guys are worthy of being the next MVP in RMP.

So please, go ask your parents to pay for the expensive trip.


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Evolution Angels will still be the Mountain States Tag Team champions, because we are going to make look Harvard Connection look like a bunch of chumps.


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Lastly, we give Madison a goodbye kiss by feeding her a bag of peanuts.

Don't worry; we will take good care of your manager before you can blow a big fuse.


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If Harvard Connection got nothing to say, then they shouldn't come out and play.


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I will leave them with this last diss, because those preppy kids better give their manager one last kiss before they get their behind embarrassed by a bunch of twins.



(The robot then waves goodbye to the video camera and flashes the peace sign as it rolls away with the scene fading to black.)


Evolution Angels vs. Icons by Design

(Daniel Christopher is shown standing on the edge of a building and looks at all the cars driving past each other on the streets. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes as the white background screen can be seen with mystery man sitting down in a chair. He is shown speaking to the video camera.)




Mystery Man: I am guessing that everybody is wondering why Daniel Christopher is standing at the edge of the building. Is he going to commit suicide by jumping off, when he is still a tag team champion with his brother? What make him to try this stunt? Maybe we should hear it from the guy himself.




(The mystery Man then takes a tape recorder out of the back of his pants’ pocket and presses play button on it as Daniel Christopher’s voice can be heard.)




DC: Yeah, I am at the edge of the building and it looks like I am about to jump off it. Even if I did do it, would anybody care or have any remorse for it. No one will and that is true. Anyway, my mind is a little messed up after hearing the passing of family member. Maybe I should forget about this tag team title match and just leave RMP. Don’t really know. Everything seems to be taking a huge toll on me. I think there is only one way for me to solve this problem and nobody is going to like it.




(The mystery man then stops the tape recorder and put it back into the back of his pant’s pocket.)




Mystery Man: That was good little speech Daniel just made. I think he was trying to jump off the cliff. What if he did do it? That is if, but something tells me the guy didn’t do it. Here is the reason why the guy didn’t do it.



(The mystery man then reveals himself as none other than Daniel “The Angel” Christopher and stares at the video camera.)




DC: Hello, RMP. My name is Daniel Christopher. I know that some of you might think that The Angel must have use the suicide as a way to solve his problem. I would have done it, but didn’t. Let just say, I had second thoughts. Why would I ruin my own legacy that I have just created in RMP?  Heck, I am one half of the Mountain States Tag Team Champions with my brother Evolution J. I know somebody in the locker room might think that I just pull this stunt to get people to feel sorry for me. No, I don’t need any damn remorse from anybody. All I know that I my ups and downs. This was one of them. All the foolish fools that want the exclusive as to what been bothering me lately will never get it. Personal shit doesn’t mix well with the wrestling in the RMP ring. That is the truth. Now that is out of the way, let us get back to business and who Evolution Angels have to deal with this week. I got a match with Icons by Designs and they are a very talented tag team. Unlike The Harvard Foundation, they don’t need to cheat to win a match and I respect that. Nonetheless, this is CTL and Evolution Angels got no choice but to face Simon and his tag team partner Ryan. We got no problem with it. Both teams are going to make this the biggest match of the night. It may be a non-title match, but we are going to make it look like Evolution Angels are defending the tag team belts against Icons by Design in this match. If we happen to lose by pin fall, we will congratulate our opponents with respect by shaking their hands before the bout. Other than that, we still are not gong to back down that easily. Simon may be a successful singles wrestler in RMP. That is great.


As for Tag Team, he was on a roll with his former tag partner Bryan Deas. Until Bryan turned on Simon in their tag team match against Bad Company. Simon Sensation then got his revenge by defeating his former tag team partner. Congratulations on riding a better tag team partner in Ryan and your tag team win over The Mighty Tripod. I know how that feels, because it happened to me. Now I apologize for talking about the past. Forget about the nonsense that I have just said there. I have never faced you Simon or Ryan before in this RMP ring. Even though, Ryan may look like a newcomer. I will take it upon myself and look him more of a veteran than a newcomer. I can see that both of you badly want to step in the ring with the current title holders of RMP Mountain State Tag titles Champions and defeat us for these precious belts. I don’t blame you both for being so hungry to take these tag team belts off our waists. The only problem is that Evolution Angels are not willing to step down. We defeat both Bad Company and Harvard Connection to prove that we weren’t a joke or a fluke like The Mighty Tripod in the tag team division. Even if we did happen to lose in CTL, it wouldn’t stop Evolution Angels from getting back up and continue our quest to become the best tag team that RMP have to offer as Mountain State Tag Team Champions. Now that I know that my match with Harvard Connection ended in a little bit of controversy and you both might think that we kind of cheated our way to defeat the Harvard Boys to retain the tag title belts. No, we didn’t do any of that. Maybe if Chandler didn’t force Madison to stick her nose in our little feud with Harvard Connection, then she would have gotten hit with the steel chair by my brother Evolution J. We have no intentions to cheat to win or hurt their manager. Win or lose, Evolution Angels would have still been here. Anyway, we are going to have a great match that I definitely see Evolution Angels defeat Icons by Designs cleanly without any interference. We will show you sportsmanship by beating you both fair and square. Don’t worry about our managers.


We don’t think them to interfere on our behalf to help us win this tag team match. Evolution Angels are too smart for that. Now if Harvard Connection happened to stick their nose where it doesn’t belong in this match and try to help Evolution Angels or you both win, then I absolutely are going to kick their Harvard asses all over this ring and that is a guaranteed with no bullshit. As for Harvard Connection, they can wait in line like everyone else to earn another shot at us. Icons by Designs, doesn’t matter how many matches you guys won or how many tag team partners you both have teamed with in the past. The only thing that really going to matter is when, Evolution Angels step in the ring with us. Face to face. Shoulder to shoulder. Whatever happens in this ring, chaos will occur when both Icons by Designs and Evolution Angels stand in the middle of this RMP ring. None of us will know what will happen, but all that we can do is dream of what might occur. All that I know is that whoever wins this match will definitely earn my respect. You guys can agree to disagree about that with me. That is fine with me. But just to make sure that you guys are prepare to step in the ring with us. Yeah, we may have been lurking in the shadows and watched your match with The Mighty Tripod closely to see who we had to face this week. We are really happy for this opportunity and it might not be a once in a lifetime opportunity to see Icons by Designs face Evolution Angels. We will definitely face each other again in the future. So Ryan, you better kiss your wife Stacey and side girlfriend Summer good night. Because tonight that will be the last thing you will taste is their pretty and soft lips after I super kick you with my foot in your mouth after I sent you in the same hospital that I put Harvard Connection’s own Chandler in. That is not a promise, but a damn guaranteed. You and I know that it will be a very tough match for both teams. You can blame me, Evolution J, Simon or you to make this one of the greatest tag team match in history. Even if it is a non-title match, you guys already know that my brother and I are going to bring our A game in this match. At whatever cost that we have to put our body on the line to prove to you and everyone in the locker room that Evolution Angels are the reigning Mountain States Tag Team Champions for a reason. I will do the same thing that we gave Harvard Connection and that give Icons by Design the same ass whipping in front our adoring fans in the crowd. If these people want us to give our best in the ring and want us to retain these tag team title belts at any cost. Then you damn know that Evolution Angels are going to do that. No matter how broken down I am or injured Evolution J is, we will definitely drag ourselves to the ring and prove to everyone in RMP as to why Evolution Angels will be the one of the greatest tag team that anyone will ever seen in history! The win and loss won’t matter, because all that will not count.


Everything that Evolution Angels put in the ring will count. Whether it is our bodies or the Mountain State Tag Team titles on the line, we are going to bring our hardest and give you guys the toughest fight that you will ever seen in your career! If that is what every tag teams or RMP management wants to see from us, then you damn should know that Evolution Angels will never fall back on our word and not deliver. Once you give us that basketball, we will shoot that ball in the hoop with everything we got. Whatever we do with that basketball will be the same thing that Evolution J and I will do with the Mountain States Tag Team Titles. Evolution Angels have a come a long way and we aren’t stopping anytime soon. No matter how many roadblocks there are in the way, we will push those things away and keep moving on until our name is placed on the list of one of the greatest tag teams you have ever seen in RMP! I don’t care if you are Miami’s Most Wanted, The Harvard Connection, The Mighty Tripod, Bad Company, or STFU and especially you Icons by Design! I don’t care whoever you guys think you are, because I will NOT let anyone of you guys or gals ruin Evolution Angels chance of winning the Centennial Tag League! That is the truth and there is no false statement behind what I just said.


I have let too much opportunity pass me by in the beginning of RMP and I don’t blame no one else, but myself for it. I make a stupid mistake and I am not going to live in regret over it, because I am going to solve it by winning this little tournament called Centennial Tag League that Sean Douglas put us in. No matter how tough or fearless you are in this ring, it will never mean a damn thing to me! Why am I acting so cocky by saying that? They said nice guys finish last and I am going to prove that Icons by Design are the nice guys that are going to finish last after Evolution Angels knock you both all the back of the line by pinning you both for the three counts. That way, we can defeat either Miami’s Most Wanted or The Harvard Connection next week to prove to everyone and especially you guys as to why Evolution Angels are the most dominating tag teams in RMP history! That is something that no one will ever do to stop us from overcoming our goal and we definitely do whatever it takes, even if it means us  being the selfish and ruthless tag team that RMP will ever seen. Even if Icons by Designs may not like our flattering insults or disrespectful attitude, we are just being ourselves and that is nothing that we won’t do to prove that we mean serious business when you both come face to face with Evolution Angels in the ring. You can say or insult us by calling our Special Ed or special children in need like The Harvard Connection did and you can bet your fucking ass that Evolution Angels are going to destroy you both the same way Harvard Connection had coming for them after they tried to defeat us for the Mountain Tag Team Titles! We will see you both at Avalanche! One last thing before I go and that is prepare for a Sinful Execution by the Evolution Angels this upcoming Saturday!




(Daniel “The Angel” Christopher then stares at the video camera for a few seconds before walking away as the scene fades out to black.)

Facing A Monster - Part 2


(At a local warehouse and a cage can be seen with a rowdy crowd behind the barricade. There are bunch of men and women looking forward to the fight. Some are gambling on to win, while others are just looking on as spectators. Suddenly a big man named Jake is shown walking out the curtain and walks toward the cage. He then opens the cage door and gets inside the ring. He then closes it and looks around in the crowd for a challenger. As Jake finds himself an opponent, the midget can be seen arguing with Deana in the crowd.)


Midget: When I said, I was going to bring a hot chick with me to watch this. You weren’t the one that I had in mind!

Deana: Shut up! You are just jealous that Jessica is not better looking than me. Not only that, I know you still love me and don’t want to admit it.

Midget: Hell no! I don’t like you. That one night stand meant nothing to me. Why don’t you go make yourself comfortable and go bother somebody else, because I feel like killing myself now!

Deana: Fine! Be that way, you jerk!


(Deana then leaves in the crowd and tries to find the nearest bathroom as the midget is waiting for the cage match to start. She finds the lady’s rest room and goes in it. Suddenly a referee comes out from the back curtain with a microphone in his hand and goes into the cage. He taps Jake on his shoulder and the big man turns around to face him. The referee hands it to Jake and tries to leave, but the big man knocks him down with a huge boot to the face. Another referee comes out from the curtain and runs to the cage. He opens it and helps his injured co-worker up. The referee then opens the cage door to get out it and starts escorting his co-worker to the back. While they disappear to the back as Jake picks microphone up and starts screaming in it.)


Jake: Hey idiots! Why don’t one of you chumps come down here and face me! You can be a man or woman and I will destroy you! Any challengers can step in the cage with me and face my wrath, because I am not going to waste my time waiting for somebody to accept my challenge. (He looks around and sees Deana coming out from the bathroom.)  You come here! Now!


(Deana looks shocked that Jake picks her to face him and shakes her head no at the challenge from Jake. Then a referee comes out from the back and pulls Deana with him toward the cage. He then opens the cage door as the midget is shown eating popcorn and looks on in shocked. While the referee pushes Deana into the cage ring and closes it as Jake smiles at the sight of her in his presence. The midget drops his food and heads to the cage as Jake starts walking a little bit closer to his ex-girlfriend. The referee then runs to the back scared as the big man then pulls Deana by her hair and she starts screaming out in pain. Jake is about to hit her, when the midget opens the cage door and runs into the ring. The crowd cheers as he then pushes Deana away, causing her to fall from Jake’s grasp and onto the floor. The midget gets punch in the face for his troubles and get thrown around the cage walls like a rag doll. Jake starts laughing at what he just did and raises both of his arms in the air to the sound of boos from the crowd as Deana starts crying at what just happen. She runs over to the injured midget and attends to him. The big man sees this and walks over to her. Jake pulls Deana by the hair again and turns her around to him. He smacks her in the face and picks her up by the waist in the air. Jake is about to throw Deana in the air, when “Git up” by D12 hits and Daniel Christopher comes out through the curtain. He is shown wearing a black suit and brown slacks with a microphone in his hand as the big guy throws Deana down onto the floor. Daniel raises two fingers up to his mouth and whistles as a bunch of referees with two stretchers head out to the ring. He continues to stare at Jake as the referees get into the cage by opening it and goes to attend to both the midget and Deana in the ring. They both get stretcher out by the referees and escorted to the back. While still holding the microphone, Daniel Christopher then takes his suit off and unties his tie off the dress shirt as Jake. The big guy, who is still in the cage motions with both of his hands for the angel to bring it as Daniel raises the microphone to his lips and speaks on it.)


DC: Hey, asshole! Why don’t you pick on somebody that is your size for a change like me! Hell, I got my ass kicked at Struggle for Survival, but I am still here breathing like a normal human being. You want a fight in the cage! Guess what, you got it, because you will be crying like the little bitch that you are after I am done with you tonight! Your name may be Jake, but your engine is going to hit a speed bump and you will no choice but to hit that brake! Daniel Christopher is going to break your skull so hard that you will end up dieing hard! You may be the same height or look like AJ Twilight, but your ass will still get handed to me! If you were stupid enough to not know that I just answered your challenge, then you must be the next Kip Conlon!


(Daniel Christopher then drops the microphone as he heads to the cage and opens the cage door. Once the angel gets in the ring, Jake attacks first by knocking him down with a big boot to the face. He then picks Christopher by the throat and goes for a choke slam. The big guy hits it and the angel goes down in pain. Jake then kicks Daniel in the upper ribs and looks at the damage that he just done as the big guy puts one foot on the angel’s chest. He raises both of his arms in the air like he just won a fight to the annoyance of the crowd as Jessica Lee comes running from the back and heads to the cage. She opens the door and walks swiftly to where Jake is standing over the body of Daniel. Jessica pushes the big guy away as she bends down to hold the angel in her hands. She then gets up and walks to Jake. He gets a slap for his troubles and this ticks him off. Jake then grabs Jessica by her arms and pulls her to his chest as Daniel Christopher starts to slowly get up from the floor. He holds his ribs in pain and sees Jake trying to punch his girlfriend. As the big guy tries to punch Jessica, Daniel comes out of nowhere and reverses it by hitting him with the Angel Saver. He then picks Jake up by the t-shirt collar and hits the Angelism as Jessica Lee backs herself away to the farthest corner. Daniel Christopher then drags him to one side of the cage and throws him into the cage walls to the cheering ovation of the crowd. He then opens the cage door and asks somebody from a crowd for a steel chair. (A chair is thrown over the barricade at him and Daniel catches it in his hands. He then brings it into the cage and walks toward Jake inside the ring. Daniel then raises the steel hair high up in the air and slams it down into Jake’s skull. It crushes and knocks the big guy out. Daniel Christopher then sets the steel chair up inside the cage and whistles for another microphone as Jessica Lee walks toward him. Two referees come out from the back and one of them brings a microphone with them. They head out to the cage and open the door to get in as the first referee hands the microphone to Daniel. He takes it from him as both referees walk over and attends to the knocked out Jake. Daniel then sits down in the steel chair with Jessica Lee standing beside him and raises the microphone to his lips. Before he can speak, the angel grabs Jessica by her waist and lets her sit in his lap.)


 DC: AJ Twilight Did you see what just happen to Jake Andrews? What I did to him will be the same beating that I am going to give to you, when we meet in the ring this Saturday! I just proved that no matter what your size is, big or small that you will still get knock out by me! He messes with the wrong person by attacking a weak pint-sized midget and his ex-girlfriend. Even though, I despise both of them. No one should be a big bully and attack them. When I was busy taking care of Jake in this cage, all I can think of was you. Don't take that as a compliment that I like you, because I personally never did like you. It reminded me of how you insulted my ability to wrestle in the ring and my size difference in the past. I will never forget you calling me nothing but a weak and pathetic angel sent from god in disguise. When I first heard it, I did my best to hold back and not get angry at you over that remark. That is what happens. Even though that was in the past, I felt like bringing it up again to just let you know that I am not the pathetic angel that you speak of that was sent from God. No, that is not me. I am the guy that was a former champion in another company that is destined for greatness and I am going to prove to you that my abilities in the wrestling ring are not a fluke. When we meet face to face, you going to receive the same fate that Jake Andrews just got and that is the Angelism! If hell is where you want to take me to, then bring everything from your restless soul to your psychotic girlfriend to aid you in defeating me. Then so be it! Enough is enough! Daniel Christopher doesn’t want to play no more mind games with your little Twilight Zone shit. Come back to reality and realizes that there are no smoke that appears out of nowhere, unless you was smoking a lit cigarette or just a dead spirit like a ghost.


This must like sound a diss, but you can take it whatever you want, because it wouldn’t matter at the end of the day. Daniel Christopher will still back himself up by standing tall in the ring and be crowned the winner of the match. I can be injured with my ribs broken or sick with the flu, but that won’t stop me from destroying you in the ring. They considered you like a monster. It sounds like a horror movie to me. I should be afraid of you, but I am too confident to be scare of someone like you. Instead of you winning the match like the monster in the movies, it is going to be the good guy who will be standing tall after a brutal fight and that is going to be me. At Avalanche 5.2, you better call the nearest psychiatric hospital, because I am going to make you go even more insane after I am done with you that you are going to end up taking more medication for your mental problems. Don’t wish me death, because it is your personal hell that you will fully witness after I hit you with the Angelism! Not only will your eyes will see death, you are going to feel my wrath!


(Daniel Christopher then stops for a few minutes to calm himself down for a minute or two, before speaking again on the microphone.)


I don’t like to express my opinion about you, AJ Twilight! Just let me get this off my chest for a little bit. I got no choice but to respect you for your achievements. People might think that I am kissing your behind for saying that, but really I am not. (Boos can be heard from the crowd.) I am just telling the truth about you. Twilight made it farther in RMP than I ever did and even won a title. Whether I despise the guy or just consider him as a co-worker, AJ should get congratulated for that. You are one of the originals here in RMP. (A cheering ovation can be heard from the crowd.) It would be a pleasure and honor of mine to step in the ring this Saturday with an individual like you. Usually, I would rather get handed a title belt that I earned by a legend in the business, but a win over AJ Twilight who is considered one of the best wrestlers here will be an even better prize for me. I get to earn respect at the same time and that is way more prestigious than a title belt around my waist. That is all that I have got to say to my opponent and everybody here. Peace.


(Daniel “The Angel” Christopher then pulls a Hanuman mask out of the back pocket of his slacks and wears it. All the lights in the warehouse suddenly turn off for a few seconds and it comes back on as everybody suddenly doesn’t see Daniel Christopher or Jessica Lee. They only see the two referees still attending to Jake, with the microphone and steel chair in the ring as the scene fades out to black.)